Who the frig are you anyway?

I hate writing biographies. There... I said it. Seriously, they're dumb and boring and I have no real idea what to put here. You probably already know all the stuff you need to know; that my name is Adam Watts and I write some pretty fucking gnarly horror. However, I don't actually use words like 'gnarly' in real life, since I'm not a surfer and it's no longer the early 1990's.

So anyway, my favourite food is pizza and I live near a place called Nottingham in England, which (depending on who you ask) is the place Robin Hood called home around about the time he rescued Bryan Adams from Alan Rickman. Also, Nottingham has several football teams who I have absolutely no interest in. But it does have pubs. And I like those (apart from the shit ones).

(Also, I like brackets.)

On a more serious note, I'm a member of Nottingham Writers' Studio. They have a website. Take a look. There's a lot of talented folk on that page.

If there's anything else you'd like to know, I guess you could just ask me. There's every chance you'll see me wandering about Nottingham, looking grumpy (even though I'm really not). But if you do happen to spot me, word of advice; you've gotta get right up in my face and wave and tell me that you're trying to talk to me, which may sound a little extreme, but my eyesight is appalling and I'm just about the most oblivious person in the world. Alternatively, I exist digitally on Twitter @bloodywatts and via something called e-mail mrbloodysunshine@hotmail.com

There. Aren't you glad you read that?